“Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.” ― Tom Robbins36. Beer doesn’t have much vitamins, that’s why you have to drink lots of it. Obviously, who is happy when their beer runs out?ģ3. You can’t find happiness at the bottom of a beer. To beer or not to beer, that is the question.ģ2. Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of losing a balloon.ģ1. If God had intended us to drink beer he would have given us stomachs.Ģ9. In heaven there is no beer, which is why we drink it here.Ģ7. How do you know if someone likes craft beer? Don’t worry they’ll tell you.Ģ5. Upon closer examination, though, he sees that someone has written on the note: “So did I.”Ģ4.
AND THEN THERE WAS LIGHT FUNNY FULL
When he returns, he’s delighted to see his full beer still sitting there with the note. After a sudden burst of inspiration, he pulls out a small pad of paper and writes on it: “I spit in this beer.” Putting the note on the beer, he heads off to the bathroom. However, the bar is crowded, and he doesn’t want to leave his full beer on the bar because he’s afraid someone will drink it. As the bartender hands it to him, the guy realizes he really has to take a leak urgently. I’ve got way too much blood in my alcohol system.Ģ3. When my friend fell asleep at the bar I poured ale at him. No kidding, who’s happy when their beer is over?Ģ1. They say you can’t find happiness at the bottom of a beer.
What did the beer sing on the beach? “Don’t worry. This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.ġ5. What do you never say to a policeman? “Sure let me grab my license. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.ġ3. What’s the difference between Bud Light and having sex in a Kayak? They’re both f*cking close to water!ġ2. What is the definition of a balanced diet? A beer in each hand.ġ1. Look at it as halfway to your next beer.ġ0. What did the bottle write on the postcard? Wish you were beer!ĩ.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “how much for a beer?” The bartender replies, “for you? No charge!”ħ. Why do they never serve beer at a math party? – Because you can’t drink and derive.ĥ. I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’Ĥ. He holds up two fingers and says “give me five beers.”Ģ. Not only will it help put them in a better mood, but laughing with your coworkers is an easy way to strengthen your relationships.Įveryone should watch funny videos-try a new funny video (or two, or ten…) every day-especially great during your lunch break! These videos will make even the most stoic individuals chuckle.1. Would you feel awkward laughing alone at work? Invite your coworkers to watch your funny videos with you. If you’re having a rough day, an endorphin rush is a perfect way to improve your mood.
Endorphins are the feel-good chemicals responsible for the light-hearted feeling you get after a bout of genuine laughter. This allows you to get sick less often, giving you even more to laugh about. Some studies have shown that laughter boosts the production of immune cells and antibodies. Laughing relieves much of that built-up tension and leaves your muscles relaxed for up to 45 minutes after. I don’t know about you, but sometimes when I’ve been working for several hours, my body feels stiff and uncomfortable. Research suggests that laughter affects the body in many positive ways, including: This is where funny videos come into play. Taking breaks, especially when you add in laughter, lets your brain relax and refresh, ready to keep working.
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